Sunday, December 14, 2014

So Hillary Clinton, Rick Perry, and Billy Graham Were on a Plane…

So Hillary Clinton, Rick Perry, and Billy Graham Were on a Plane…

Sunday, December 14th, 2014
It has been said that “speaking truth to power” is incredibly important.
However, “joking about people in power” might be just as valuable.

It’s an American tradition to poke fun at self-important politicians. After all, one of the greatest concepts in the United States is that its leaders are not royalty, but answer directly to the citizens.
There are plenty of Barack Obama jokes to go around — but with Hillary Clinton already acting as if she’s running for president, the former First Lady is now also a prime target for mockery.
Of course, it’s pretty easy to make fun of Mrs. Bill Clinton.

Lately, it seems that she’s been taking gaffe lessons from Joe Biden and saying such brilliant things as, “Don’t let anybody tell you it’s … businesses that create jobs.”
There’s always plenty of room to poke more fun at Clinton.
With that in mind, here’s a classic joke that’s been updated for Hillary:
So Hillary Clinton, Rick Perry, and Billy Graham Were on a Plane.
The airplane was about to crash, and there were 4 passengers left, but only 3 parachutes.
The first passenger, Rick Perry said “I’m the governor of the great state of Texas, and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of millions of people, helping lead our state to prosperity, etc.” So he takes the first parachute, and jumps out of the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said “I am the future first female President of the United States, and I am the smartest woman in the world.” So she takes the second parachute and exits the plane.
The third passenger, Billy Graham, says to the fourth passenger, a 10-year old boy scout “I am old and frail and I don’t have many years left, so as a Christian gesture and good deed, I will sacrifice my life and let you take the last parachute.”
The boy scout said “It’s okay! There’s a parachute left for you. The ‘world’s smartest woman’ took my backpack.”

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